Punk Rock Life

Let’s Make A Fucking Page

I made the fucking page so add something.

This is the best fucking page I’ve ever encountered on the internet.

I’m the worst fuck up in all history. ~Mary Prankster

That’s a good fucking song.

Previous Fucking Slogans:

{Shake Your Dix}

{Shyamali Malakar could easily be the babe of the day.}

(punk rock eh, Mr Rotten?)

(What’s The Use Of Getting Sober?)

{will seem fairly herbal to the lucky few}

{you’ve got lips I could spend a day with}

{When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride till I get to the bottom and I see you again.}

{Against GeorgieBush, MySpace and YouTube}

“In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.”

Robert To-Do list 7/14/06

Robert will be here around 8am this coming Friday to spend the day working. Please add any task you would like for him to do.

  1. Clean out under back deck
    – blow or pick up all leaves and wipe for cobwebs
  2. Rake back yard mulch into pile
    – weed all weeds out by hand
    – with jeff help lay fabric
    – spread mulch back out evenly
  3. Clean up beind storage shed
    – pull all lumber and stuff out
    – rake out till clean
    – restack lumber on pallets
    – restack all stuff neatly
  4. Clean to the left of the driveway
    – all leaves in pit
  5. Mash stuff in pit down/compact
  6. Robert NEVER FUCKIN SHOWED UP SO WE DID IT OURSELF

Fuck

9.9.06 The toughest fucking man on earth is laying in some stupid fucking hospital in Wichita, Kansas tonight saying fuck off to the devil and to whomever else who says it’s time to go. Dave Jackson is the real fucking Iron Man. He’s going to live forever.

9.25.06 Clinton is an Articulate Bad Ass Posted in this punk rock life on September 25th, 2006

Bill Clinton tells Chris Wallace at Fox News to fuck off. People would be crazy not to put Clinton back in the White House. Go Hillary!

11.07.06 Credit Card Companies = Fuckheads

12.07.06 I Fucking Hate That Shit!

It Ain’t Van Halen Without David Lee Roth

You Rot Me

GG Allin

Let’s Make A Fucking Page

I made the fucking page so add something.

This is the best fucking page I’ve ever encountered on the internet.

I’m the worst fuck up in all history. ~Mary Prankster

That’s a good fucking song.

Previous Fucking Slogans:

{Shake Your Dix}

(punk rock eh, Mr Rotten?)

(What’s The Use Of Getting Sober?)

{will seem fairly herbal to the lucky few}

{you’ve got lips I could spend a day with}

{When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride till I get to the bottom and I see you again.}

{Against GeorgieBush, MySpace and YouTube}

{“In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.”}

{Shyamali Malakar could easily be the babe of the day.}
{Idiots out there are taking themselves way too seriously.}
{hurts so good i got a soregasm}
{arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon}

Robert To-Do list 7/14/06

Robert will be here around 8am this coming Friday to spend the day working. Please add any task you would like for him to do.

  1. Clean out under back deck
    – blow or pick up all leaves and wipe for cobwebs
  2. Rake back yard mulch into pile
    – weed all weeds out by hand
    – with jeff help lay fabric
    – spread mulch back out evenly
  3. Clean up beind storage shed
    – pull all lumber and stuff out
    – rake out till clean
    – restack lumber on pallets
    – restack all stuff neatly
  4. Clean to the left of the driveway
    – all leaves in pit
  5. Mash stuff in pit down/compact
  6. Robert NEVER FUCKIN SHOWED UP SO WE DID IT OURSELF

Fuck

9.9.06 The toughest fucking man on earth is laying in some stupid fucking hospital in Wichita, Kansas tonight saying fuck off to the devil and to whomever else who says it’s time to go. Dave Jackson is the real fucking Iron Man. He’s going to live forever.

11.07.06 Credit Card Companies = Fuckheads

12.07.06 I Fucking Hate That Shit!

04.21.09
Death to ladies first, then the gentlemen
All sorts of taxes, facelifts, abortion, nervous breakdance
Satanic girls gone wild, truly fucking suicidal

First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn’t learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn’t learned your name, you better kill it before they see it

It’s arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, now do it again)
It’s arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, et cetera)
First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn’t learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
It’s arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon

I’ve got a blackened soul, morals in a hole, wish I was so dead
Now the TV set’s a sharp and cold depression
Pointless intervention, illegal separation, call my dealer
I want my lawyer, we’ve got a situation

First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn’t learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn’t learned your name, you better kill it before they see it

It’s arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, now do it again)
It’s arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, et cetera)
On the news, or is it the noose? The same results may vary
Side effects all vary
It’s arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon

Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon

It’s arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, now do it again)
It’s arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, et cetera)
Fuck the goddamn TV and the radio
And fuck making hits, I’m taking credit for the death toll

It’s arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon

05.27.09 Swallow My Words [he seems to live it]

Aint it a shame that you cant say fuck.
Fucks just a word and its all fucked up,
Like a fucked up punk with a fucked up mouth.
A nine inch nail that gets knock the fuck out.
Fucked up babes with fucked up sex.
Fake ass tities on a fucked up chest.
Were all fucked up, so whatcha wanna do?
Well fucked up me, and fucked up you.

05.27.09 Now the fucking page is fucked up. Fucking html fuck.

05.27.09 Fixed the fucking thing. Fuck.